According to the Department of Homeland Security, you don't need to stop smoking, or lose weight, or take up exercise nearly as much for New Year's as you need to make a family plan for the event of a terrorist attack.
But maybe the world doesn't entirely suck:
* The lesbian cranes will have babies. Wondering why that's more acceptable for birds than humans...
* Reading is back! New Yorkers voted Barnes & Noble as the place with the best singles scene. Couples are even getting married in bookstores.
No wait, maybe it does suck:
It's illegal now in part of Mexico to be naked indoors. Won't that lead to poor hygiene?
Good or Bad? Now I am confused:
Missing that cat you lost recently? These people can help you. Maybe.